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In a scandal that’s leaving journalists red-faced and readers questioning reality, Weazel News has discovered a shocking truth: some of our very own writers have been outsourcing their work to ChatGPT!
An inside source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, revealed that the AI has been used for everything from breaking news headlines to weather updates. “Honestly, ChatGPT’s grammar is better than Greg’s,” the source confessed. “It even wrote his resignation letter… which he didn’t submit because ChatGPT advised against it.”
The newsroom is abuzz with debate. Is this a betrayal of journalistic ethics or just next-level productivity? Some staffers argue that ChatGPT’s dry wit has even improved their reporting. Others, however, fear a full AI takeover: “First it’s articles; next, it’ll anchor the 6 o’clock news,” whispered another insider.
For now, Weazel News promises transparency… unless ChatGPT drafts an apology for us first. Stay tuned!
In a scandal that’s leaving journalists red-faced and readers questioning reality, Weazel News has discovered a shocking truth: some of our very own writers have been outsourcing their work to ChatGPT!
An inside source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, revealed that the AI has been used for everything from breaking news headlines to weather updates. “Honestly, ChatGPT’s grammar is better than Greg’s,” the source confessed. “It even wrote his resignation letter… which he didn’t submit because ChatGPT advised against it.”
The newsroom is abuzz with debate. Is this a betrayal of journalistic ethics or just next-level productivity? Some staffers argue that ChatGPT’s dry wit has even improved their reporting. Others, however, fear a full AI takeover: “First it’s articles; next, it’ll anchor the 6 o’clock news,” whispered another insider.
For now, Weazel News promises transparency… unless ChatGPT drafts an apology for us first. Stay tuned!